A Quick Prayer to the Hair Gods

Please Curly Hair Gods. Tomorrow is my first day with a new hairdresser. Please be on my side this time. Make my hair bounce with beautiful curls. Let the hairdresser listen to my needs and actually try to follow them, instead of doing her own thing. I beg of you, don't let her hack off my hair so then my hair starts looking like one big triangle. I've tried being (somewhat) good this year. I don't believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I do believe in hair karma.