Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The Curse

What is it about bikini waxes? Why is it whenever I get one 'cause I think I'm going to get lucky, it always seems to have the opposite effect?

The setting: Friday night

A little bit of background: JT texted me earlier in the week to come over, but I couldn't because I had class. So I told him we should get together Friday and he agreed. Fast forward to Friday, I texted him to see if we were still on and he said yes. I can just gotten a wax the night before and I was happy that I was actually going to be able to show it off. Soooooooo not the case that night. I went to the bars with a friend and texted him around 12:30 to see if he was still up. Nothing. I called him around 1am... nothing. I should have probably stopped there, but I was drunk and frisky, so I called one more time. Nothing. (sigh).

That bastard now thinks I'm one of those crazy girls that call him all the time. He still hasn't gotten back to me (weird) and he now has deleted me from his yahoo account. No more booty call... which looking back, might be sort of a blessing. He was really boring.

I've come to the conclusion that every single time I get a bikini wax, it jinxes me. I don't get lucky. At all. It's always so disappointing because it feels like such a waste. It's when I feel like a mammoth, boys all of a sudden coming running over. 

So ladies, what's your take on this? Do you get waxes for yourself or for the opposite sex?